"In the bitterly cold far north, a poor misguided youth named Reginald V. Lichtenstein burrows into the bushy chest hair of the shady lumberjacking underbelly.
Armed with a shaver, a thousand acres of packing snow, and hard workmans' hands, Reginald has no qualms about fighting back the Canadian way; his attackers soon learn that in the cold reaches of Ontario's north, snowballs can be a deadly weapon."
The trees in the background are randomly scaled and positioned. The force and angle of each snowball thrown and the colour of the victims clothing is also randomly generated.